As long as my name's not Charlie.

( Do your best, kid. Also not Julian. But, that hits everything too close to home and she doesn't need Henry randomly remembering the name Julian. Charlie is a safer, more random, and innocent name. Like Charlie Brown or Charlie Bucket. )

Well, thousand year old witch, hundred year old cowboy. You probably had it on lock. Doesn't mean I wasn't worried. Retroactively. Now.