you're gonna love tomorrow, i'm making it my personal guarantee

[praevaricatio]

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[daydrinker]

Then the hunters stole your car and were victims of an unfortunate animal attack.

Did they ram into your car?

My wife.

[vampireboulevard]

Yeah. They hit the driver's side and sent us spinning, then we rolled and landed in a ditch.

Not your wife. Male witch. He claimed he was Elena's coworker.

[daydrinker]

It was only you, Elena, Lydia, and
Who's Stiles?

What witch?

[vampireboulevard]

Stiles is a friend of Lydia's she brought for backup. He and a werewolf named Derek got jumped in the woods while we were pow-wowing.

[daydrinker]

Only you would call it a pow-wow.
And Stiles is now in transition.

[vampireboulevard]

They were using machine guns. If I hadn't given him blood when I did, he would likely be dead-dead.

[And that's no good for anyone.]

[daydrinker]

I'm not saying you shouldn't have helped him. I'm saying we have hunters that will run a car into someone else's and then finish the job with AK-47's.

And now we have two transitioning vampires.

( Stefan sent that heads up. Welcome to being in the loop, Caroline. )

[vampireboulevard]

[The ellipses appear and disappear several times as she tries to process this information. And then, because if someone's turning vampires, it's probably one person:]

Who did Damon murder?

[daydrinker]

Your hostage.

[vampireboulevard]

[Eyes rolling all the way up to the ceiling.]

How is THAT going to be helpful?

[daydrinker]

Maybe an inside man, I'm not there.

[vampireboulevard]

I will yell at him about that in person later.

[Probably not. She has a lot to do today.]

I might be running late for graduation.

[daydrinker]

Do what you need to do.

Tell me more about the new witch in town.

[vampireboulevard]

His name is Ezra Katz, it looks like he's been here a while. The hunters were trying to pull us out of the wreck and he came in to help.

[daydrinker]

Jo says he's a neurosurgeon. Elena is in good hands.

[vampireboulevard]

Good. I'll keep you posted if anything changes.

[daydrinker]

Same. Don't worry about graduation.

[vampireboulevard]

Hi, I'm Caroline Forbes. Have we met?

[Of course she's going to worry about graduation, Ric.]

[daydrinker]

Try worrying about one thing at a time. We have graduation covered.

[vampireboulevard]

I'll do my best. I'll let you know if I need anything.