I'm kidding. He's not like that, you're not like that. I know.
Well, maybe despite it being Mystic Falls and despite it being the annual carnival, there won't be screaming or bloodshed. We can hope, right? And you have Scott and Cora, the... werewolves?
Yes. Scott is Stiles' best friend and also True Alpha Scott McCall who has no business being as sweet as he is. Like if you had told me one of the werewolf superpowers was a nice, goofy guy I would not have believed you after all the other assholes we've met.
And then Cora is a Hale. Derek's sister, I think? But when he went to New Orleans, she decided to stick around for Stiles.
[She has Opinions on why, but she's keeping them to herself and not meddling. Stiles is an in emotionally volatile place, so he should take his time.]
[Caroline snaps a picture from where Scott and Stiles are goofing around.]
Who smiles like that in the face of the unrelenting mess of the supernatural?
[Caroline does, sometimes, but it doesn't feel as genuine as it does with Scott.]
And maybe? But I'm staying out of it. Stiles is too new to his fangs, and Cora I don't know well enough to make a call one way or another.
And no, Elena does not know about the state fair date yet. I'm trying to gauge where things are with her and Dean and if she will try and turn it into a double date.
[Which, despite how well their last one went, Caroline isn't necessarily a fan of.]
Is there more falling apart than you're telling me because I thought this was post hunter-gate. Maybe you should just meet his goofiness level.
I don't remember the last time we had this many werewolves in town...
Maybe don't offer it as an option. Because if you say nothing it will be something. Or, it won't. What do I know anymore. I'm the European spinster who deserves love in her life.
Also Ryan doesn't really seem like a double date guy.
Yeah. So I try to cut him some slack, but ... he also threatened someone who hadn't even made a choice on whether or not they were going to turn yet. With death. For a theoretical massacre that they haven't committed.
More than ever. Which, funnily enough, is what we were just talking about here.
Do you know anything about Elijah's relationship to Hope? Everything here is... more awkward than I expected. You don't think Dean said anything? Or Elena?
One time, while they were trying to protect Hope from something, Elijah had the bright idea to compel away his memories of his family, because they weren't supposed to see each other while they were housing four pieces of an ancient witch spirit that wanted to possess Hope for herself and use her to destroy the world, probably.
It really did a number on his relationships with his family, and they're honestly still recovering.
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I'm kidding. He's not like that, you're not like that. I know.
Well, maybe despite it being Mystic Falls and despite it being the annual carnival, there won't be screaming or bloodshed. We can hope, right? And you have Scott and Cora, the... werewolves?
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And then Cora is a Hale. Derek's sister, I think? But when he went to New Orleans, she decided to stick around for Stiles.
[She has Opinions on why, but she's keeping them to herself and not meddling. Stiles is an in emotionally volatile place, so he should take his time.]
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Maybe it's Josie's influence, but is that something? Are they as tangled as we once all were?
Does Elena know about your State Fair date?
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Who smiles like that in the face of the unrelenting mess of the supernatural?
[Caroline does, sometimes, but it doesn't feel as genuine as it does with Scott.]
And maybe? But I'm staying out of it. Stiles is too new to his fangs, and Cora I don't know well enough to make a call one way or another.
And no, Elena does not know about the state fair date yet. I'm trying to gauge where things are with her and Dean and if she will try and turn it into a double date.
[Which, despite how well their last one went, Caroline isn't necessarily a fan of.]
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I don't remember the last time we had this many werewolves in town...
Maybe don't offer it as an option. Because if you say nothing it will be something. Or, it won't. What do I know anymore. I'm the European spinster who deserves love in her life.
Also Ryan doesn't really seem like a double date guy.
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[But with everything Elena has going on, she's not sure she would want to deny her a chance to relax.]
Maybe we could both use the state fair to go on two, very separate dates?
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Tell me more about Dean, though.
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[You can just HEAR the sigh Bonnie.]
You know how when Elena's really into a guy her taste in men can be kinda questionable?
[And then, when she realizes how that sounds:]
He's not as bad as Damon. But he can be kind of an ass. Usually in the direction of the supernatural population.
[Not that Elena and Damon were a true Thing in any sense of the word, but Caroline never forgets.]
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Well, Dean's a hunter. Not... defcon 1 hunter, but, all his life hunter, right?
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[It rubbed her the wrong way.]
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[But she also hasn't really tried. She wants her friend to be happy, so she's giving them their space.]
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Do you know anything about Elijah's relationship to Hope? Everything here is... more awkward than I expected. You don't think Dean said anything? Or Elena?
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One time, while they were trying to protect Hope from something, Elijah had the bright idea to compel away his memories of his family, because they weren't supposed to see each other while they were housing four pieces of an ancient witch spirit that wanted to possess Hope for herself and use her to destroy the world, probably.
It really did a number on his relationships with his family, and they're honestly still recovering.
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No, I could. Mikaelsons and their drama.
( Vampires and their drama. )
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[She hopes.]
Enjoy your twin time though! I want lots of pictures.
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You'll wish you didn't ask that
Pictures incoming
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[But with that she will just enjoy the flow of pictures with minor commentary until they stop coming when Bonnie gets witch-napped.]