why is it you always get to sit in the shade

[blackstarred]

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[cowman]

Was she on Tamara Monroe's list?

[likeaweapon]

No. She was worried about you.

[She knows Wynonna well enough to know that at least.]

She didn't take you at your word that you were fine and then broke into our house and discovered the mess the hunters left. I'm putting her up in a hotel, but I thought you should know.

[cowman]

You needn't ask.

She has accepted her new accommodations? Without stipulations?

[likeaweapon]

I gave her the choice of us paying for a hotel or staying here with Klaus and Elijah. She took the wiser of the two options.

[cowman]

She has always been wise when it counts.

( even if being wise hurts. )

A group of youths has introduced us to a competition by the name of Quarters

I believe I am winning

I also believe we all win, as losing means we drink

[likeaweapon]

[That is an incredibly amusing picture, and she's glad that her husband and her brothers are bonding.]

Just remember, darling. They don't get drunk as easily as you do. Don't let them take advantage of you.

[cowman]

Then the joke is on them, as they will need to get me home.

But, we both know my tolerance is as prolific as my gunslinging.

[likeaweapon]

I'm sure it is. See you when you get home.

[Her phone pings with the email for the hotel reservation and she turns back to the living room and offers Wynonna a smile.]

I put the reservation under your name. Let me forward it to you.

[dollywood]

( It's not. It's fine. Being a former vampire really tanked his tolerance.

Wynonna gets to her feet. )

Use "w-earp@blackbadge," not the crazyboobs one.

[likeaweapon]

[Wynonna, never change.

Rebekah does as asked, and nods.]

Done. Anything else I can get you?

[dollywood]

A spin in the champagne room?

( That's a no. )

Thank you. Full disclosure, I might be here a lot longer than I'm letting on.

( Alice. )

I don't owe people.

[likeaweapon]

Wynonna, my family has been acquiring wealth for over a thousand years. An extended hotel stay is really a drop in the bucket. And you're family.

[So no. This isn't something you have to pay back.]

[dollywood]

( Maybe one day she'll get used to the concept. Being accepted by family, flaws and all. Maybe it's the strain she puts on her own relationship with her daughter, maybe it's Waverly's starcrossed relationship falling apart, it's definitely about her own. Wynonna Earp couldn't get out of her own way. )

Well. Don't tell anyone I thanked you or anything. I can't really keep up that reputation.

( But, a thank you is in order nonetheless. And with that, she lets herself out, because Wynonna Earp is not a woman who overstays her welcome. )