if she'd been covered with glitter

[maleficum]

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[beanchaointe]

[Sometime between leaving Specter Litt and settling in for drinks, Lydia sends out this text to the group chat:]

Everyone okay? There was some weird magic floating around and I'm not sure how far it went.

1/?

[slavophile]

( William attaches a screencapture from a New York rooftop of Bonnie, the girls, an unidentified woman, and a sheep. )

Depends on where it originated. Were you near this?

[commend]

( Scott's about to mention that yeah, very weird magic, except for - that's a picture of Bonnie and the girls and a sheep. )

Something weird happened at the Mikaelsons. Is that a sheep?

[unforgivably]

That's a sheep. Bonnie, do you have something to tell us?

[engender]

There was no magic floating around New Orleans. Is that New York?

[phonetically]

A vampire went Earnest Scared Stupid on our elevator, probably because of that magic. I don't know anything about the sheep.

[cholesterol]

It didn't reach Kansas, I'm still waiting to hear about the sheep.

DONE

[moralitypolice]

( buck up, Isaac, your girlfriend has this. to be fair, she understands what William does and how Isaac met William, but still she attempts to stand up for him. )

Why is everyone so worried about the weird magic sheep and not about William tracking us?

[wildkingdom]

It's William's job to track us.

[She's just saying. Then there's the brief "Malia has added Jordan to this chat" that will populate with the appropriate names/numbers depending on who sees it, but the group chats are very entertaining, even if she never responds. Jordan needs context, especially if the sheep is who she thinks it is.

But to follow up:]

Wasn't Isaac with you?

just bonnie

[beanchaointe]

[Lydia very quickly does that math, and she sends a side text to Bonnie:]

Is that Isaac? Did the weird magic turn him into a sheep?

[moralitypolice]

( Well, confirming it with Lydia is like confirming it with a girlfriend. Girl code. And she didn't do a wonderful job at deflecting, either. )

It sent him to another plane with one of Alaric's daughters and it turned him into a sheep.

[beanchaointe]

[Okay that is rather unfortunate, but at least Isaac isn't there to see her laugh.]

Is he okay now? Did he turn back?

to the group | DONE

[beanchaointe]

As long as everyone is okay, I don't think it matters. What happened with the Mikaelsons?

1/?

[commend]

( It kind of matters, if only for his and everyone else's curiosity, but he personally doesn't need to know what the sheep is doing there if it's not a dangerous sheep. But he does hope it finds a home or proper grazing room. If it's not Isaac.

It's probably Isaac. )

Different things for all of them. Klaus kept setting everything on fire, Freya grew a beard of flowers that exploded and obscured all our views. Apparently, Bela and Kol became basketball player-sized, and Elijah turned into a glowball.

[slavophile]

Yeah, I'm not stalking you. But, a contact of Allison's did mention a high uptick in magical resonance where you all were. Hence, the sheep screenshot.

[phonetically]

So, the sheep's Isaac.

[engender]

( there's not much that Derek finds humorous, not much in this context. this is funny. )

Is that a new werewolf evolution, Isaac?

[cholesterol]

Like Pokemon. Cute and curly evolution.

[commend]

Guys, it could've happened to any of us.

I stabbed Freya Mikaelson.

DONE

[commend]

She's okay! It was the flowers and I couldn't see. I got her vampire blood.

( ...Should he be sharing that with everyone? Freya on vampire blood is dangerous if anyone wanted to take advantage, but he's pretty sure no one on this group text wants to depower the strongest Mikaelson witch.

And he can't help but ask... )

Isaac's back, right?

1/?

[notwitty]

[Isaac hates you all. He's refusing to respond out of principle.]

only to scott

[notwitty]

[Except for Scott. Scott gets a response because he knows that he was asking out of concern, not looking to make fun of him.]

I'm fine. Klaus isn't looking to kill you, is he?

[wildkingdom]

I'm telling Ethan and Gloria.

[They deserve a laugh over this too. Everyone laugh at Isaac's expense. This photo immediately gets forward to the Europe team, for shits and giggles.]

[impetere]

We should make sure Melissa sees it too.

[She would find it cute, at least, and make with less teasing.]

DONE

[notwitty]

You all are terrible friends. Except for Scott.

[And obviously Bonnie but he can tell her as much in person. Why did you all need to share it????]