for the rest of us death will be a relief

[praevaricatio]

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[drugdeals]

We all know how special Elena Gilbert is.

( He still rolls his eyes about it. And both he and his sister tried to kill her once. )

We're going to meet your mother-in-law.

[geminated]

Yep.

[She then makes a face and then sniffs at her clothes, then her hair.]

I don't smell too much like booze, do I?

[drugdeals]

Best to shower?

( He probably should, too... )

[geminated]

[She sighs before nodding.]

Alright. Shower, then in the car. At least it's late and there will probably be no one on the road.

[drugdeals]

Your lead foot will love that. I'll be right behind you after.

( For now, he catches up on this... gargantuan group chat. He feels like he's back in class. )