for the rest of us death will be a relief

[praevaricatio]

Comments

[vampireboulevard]

Hopefully Stefan will come back with good news, like there's an easy magic button somewhere to merge him back into Jo and that'll be that.

[If he crashes Christmas, someone will die.]

[unforgivably]

Yeah, right. Siphons and Gemini just... merge and unmerge and protect themselves. So. Let's hope.

[vampireboulevard]

If he doesn't go away quickly and cleanly one of us is going to kill him so really it's in his own best interests.

[If it's not Stefan it might be Bonnie and if it's not Bonnie it may be Isaac and if it's not Isaac, it may be Damon, if Kai decides to stick his nosy face anywhere near the new Salvatores on the block.

Caroline knows how this works.]

[unforgivably]

Say it louder for the people in the back. I'm sure Ric will report in when he has more answers. Or, Stefan.

You coming back to Mystic Falls for the most suddenly packed Christmas? You could meet my kids.

[vampireboulevard]

Not for Christmas Christmas. I want to try and still make good on my promise to spend the holidays with Ryan's family. But I'll be back for New Year's - maybe a little sooner.

[She's not sure how long Chrismukkah celebrations usually go for, but Ryan's family and relationships are important.]

I do want to meet them though. So hopefully!

[unforgivably]

Stephanie's a sulky teenage girl and Gray is inquisitive. Smart. It's like Elena and me made two more us's.

[vampireboulevard]

That's usually how it works.

[Parents make kids that turn out like them one way or another.]

They sound like great kids, Damon. I can't wait to meet them.

[And she is sincere about that, and not just because they're Elena's kids too. Though she and Damon have had their issues, they're better than they used to be.]