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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
And now you're trying to woo a walking, talking death omen. Clearly that shows growth.
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
An impossibly intelligent, wildly attractive death omen. On sabbatical at MIT.

Lot of sabbaticals going on.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You know, there are all kinds of studies that say we're working too hard. Good for them.

[She should probably take their advice, but what is time off.]
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Speak of the no vacations since 2015 sheriff...
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
You say that, but then I have incidents like this weekend and it makes the idea of vacation look somewhat improbable.
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't we all take care of that? Except for the clean-up? Imagine what we'd do if you completely left us to your own devices.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
We'll revisit this after these crazy hunters are off the board.
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's not going to be any time soon, but we did drive them away from Mystic Falls.

Oh, right. We do have two new witches on the Chessboard, too. Ezra Katz, this Dr. at Mystic Falls Gen, he donated money to the historical society last year, and his husband.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Are they good witches or bad witches?
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
From the bad witches trying to be good witches.

So, grey witches.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
They didn't really have those in Oz.

[She was looking for an Wicked Witch or Glinda comparison here.]
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
( no direct translation he's afraid. )

They didn't have gays in Oz, either, but we are modern with our witches.

Although, I guess, friend of Dorothy. Maybe they did.

Anyway, they're going to be here a while. We don't "know" about them
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to shake the witch network and see what I can find out?
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
We're on it, but I'll let you know if you do have to shake a very quiet tree.

What did I tell you? Great graduation weekend.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you guys were lacking some death-threatening disasters to keep you busy. Good to see something's finally landed on your plate.
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
It did get quiet there for awhile, not counting the Salvatore School's monster magnets.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Monsters are at least predictable. People are a whole other animal.

[She always did prefer the simplicity of monsters.]
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2021-05-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
That they are. A gorgeous redhead just sat down at my bar, I'm gonna let you go, Linds.
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[personal profile] patrols 2021-05-23 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then godspeed to you. I'll see you later.