the ground could open, he could still say please

[slavophile]

Comments

[impetere]

[Suddenly, after an extended period of silence, a text under Cora's number appears:]

Sorry, Derek and I lost our phones in the swamp.

[That's it, no further explanation.]

1/?

[commend]

Good thing you didn't lose each other.

[slavophile]

Welcome back.

[cholesterol]

( And have since replaced them. )

You got a good plan. T-Mobile?

[unforgivably]

Understandable

DONE

[phonetically]

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[impetere]

[What ... just what is she supposed to do with that, Stiles? What does it mean? Eventually she'll check her voicemail, but she hasn't yet.]

I don't know? The plan I mean. It's some pay as you go thing.

[Because while Hales have money, they're also constantly losing phones. Or just electing not to have one. They're the worst.]

We're still with the pack in New Orleans. I think we're planning on staying put for the time being? Unless there's a reason we need to move.

[commend]

Davina, Kieran, her brother, and Freya are on our way to NY

[cholesterol]

Sammy and me are in Kansas with Elena, Allison, Lydia, Bonnie, Caroline, Katherine, Damian, and a partridge in a pear tree.

[slavophile]

We're in Star City.

We being Mia, me, Cooper, his friend and both of Cooper's parents.

( Which is a thing. )

[unforgivably]

Scotland, gone with the wind.

DONE

[phonetically]

You're using a burner?

[notwitty]

Is it me or Ryan who's the partridge in this particular scenario?

[Hi, yes, Isaac is alive.]

[braveandstupid]

Tell the Butlers and Co. I said hey. ❤

DONE

[impetere]

Yes? Our phones went in the swamp.

[They might have pulled them out in an effort to be socially conscious, but they were a lost cause.]

We had to get new ones.

[slavophile]

I can send you guys real phones with the latest tech. Got a color preference?

[cholesterol]

You're the lords a leaping

[unforgivably]

I'll pass along the message, I always saw Isaac and Ryan as the swans a swimming.

[illtempered]

Muted
Do you know how early it is?

[phonetically]

Jackson is not an early bird

DONE

[cholesterol]

That's Sam

[notwitty]

Sorry, who are you again?

[That's directed at Damon. Who he maybe met once when Bonnie came back to town and while he knows abstractly who he is but he's intending to be irritating.]

DONE

[impetere]

[To William:]

You can if you want but Derek will lose his in six weeks and mine will probably get smashed not long after.

[The only Hale actually good with technology with Peter, and he's the one no one wants to talk to. Go figure.]

[unforgivably]

The hills are alive with the sound of snark this morning

DONE

[slavophile]

Seriously?

I'm building you two special models then. It's easier to make phones indestructible than people think, Apple and Google just want you to buy more phones.

You seem like a green. Derek, maybe a red?