[It's kind of weird to hear a thousand year-old vampire using the phrase "linked up" but that's neither here nor there, and she doesn't intend to derail him so much he catches on.]
Well, sort of. I'm Lizzie's roommate at NYU. So when she introduced me to her sister, I met Hope too. She's great. We've been getting along like a house on fire. Without actually setting a house on fire.
[She's just going to keep dragging this stall out for as long as possible until either Josie wakes up or Hope reappears ... or Bonnie takes the phone from her.]
I don't think trapping me into incriminating myself is a great way to start off our step-niece and step-uncle relationship here.
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Hope's uncle Elijah.
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[Is she going to milk her still fledging relationship with Rebekah for this stall? Yes, yes she is.]
This is Alice. Earp. I'm John Henry's daughter?
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Doc Holliday? ( She's succeeded in distracting him. ) You and Hope linked up?
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Well, sort of. I'm Lizzie's roommate at NYU. So when she introduced me to her sister, I met Hope too. She's great. We've been getting along like a house on fire. Without actually setting a house on fire.
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Elijah looks to Cami, asking this: )
And, in not setting your respective houses on fire, did you set the city on fire, Alice?
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[Bonnie may see a mild look of panic on her face.]
Just some ... regular, traditional college fun.
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When the Saltzmans and Hope got up to trouble in Prague, they spun a yarn about drinking. Have you been drinking, Alice?
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[She's just going to keep dragging this stall out for as long as possible until either Josie wakes up or Hope reappears ... or Bonnie takes the phone from her.]
I don't think trapping me into incriminating myself is a great way to start off our step-niece and step-uncle relationship here.