i'm leaving you my last curse

[bravebartender]

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[fullpockets]

[A few hours later, when Bairre gets up very early to go do bakery things and is greeted with nearly fifty missed messages in the family group chat:]

Jesus Christ.

[he's not intending to restart the conversation, and instead just sends a message to his brother outside of the group, but he felt his opinion needed to be known on the nonsense you all got up to while he was sleeping.]

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( he only sleeps a few hours a night, it's been like that since he hit puberty. five do him good. so, he's always up first. )

[fullpockets]

I'd like to withdraw my RSVP.

[He didn't ask to be here! But he's glad that all his brothers are in one piece.]

[aurapoints]

HE HAS RISEN

Get it. It's a bread joke.

[fullpockets]

Alright, I'm going to go do my actual adult job. You all have a good day.

[He doesn't have time for bread jokes, he has to go make the bread.]