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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever happened to people staying dead?

( he asks Elena of all people as he texts Sam. )

You're saying I was a Hellhound's chew toy and Bela Talbot got away scot freakin free

( he sucks in a heated, tense breath. )

Bonnie's contact is some chick who betrayed Sam and me too many damn times. And she should be dead and buried

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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
( Not at all his point. )

She can't be trusted, Elena. She'll leave you for dead if that means she gets her pay day. Sam ran on some supernaturally bad luck and almost died because of her. Not to mention how many times she ripped us off or double crossed us. She made this deal, sold her soul. She should be being tortured by red-eyed demons.

( Not buddying it up with Elena's BFF.

A vampire gets torn apart in transition they don't wake up sewn back together, Sam. Bela Talbot got fucking away. And now we're on HER side? Get her number, Sam.

Better yet. Make a meet.
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
No. Bela's got her number, it's only a matter of time. How'd she even get involved with that banshee.

( Vampire.

Meanwhile, to Sam: What does it matter who turned her? She was turned. And she has Elena's best friend in her pocket? You and I both know Bonnie is six degrees from being dead Kevin Bacon. Less.

You think this is a coincidence?
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
( WELL SORRY, THIS IS BELA.

Bonnie to Elena: I'm trying to handle it. Apparently, she really screwed Dean and Sam over? I promise, Elena, her reputation isn't this damning.

And to Sam: Dude, I'm not going to murder Bela. She's the key or whatever to stopping one sister from sponging up the other.

But does he believe him? He white knuckles his phone, though.
)

She's - she's not good news, Elena. Any humanity I ever saw in her, she never hesitated in screwing us over. Stealing our weapon. Setting whatever thing we were after on us. And we saved her life, Elena. But, does she care? She pulled a gun on Sam.
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
( he just sighs.

I know. Look, Bela's with Elijah Mikaelson. They're both going to be seeing Hope in Prague. It goes deeper than whatever grudge the Winchesters brothers are holding. And I can only do so much.

from Dean to Sam: Or for sport. Freaked out Elena, now. Great. What are we going to do
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
He better not be? Because Elijah Mikaelson is not an enemy you'd want Dean to be making.

( from Dean, to Sam: And leave Bonnie there, defenseless, waiting for Bela to screw her over. Yeah, Sammy. Great plan. Jack's going to be in Prague. And all the kids?
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'll answer Sam's questions, but's that's it.

( from Dean to Sam: So, we're just supposed to believe Bela got BETTER as a vampire. that ruthlessness wasn't her main freakin trait )
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-20 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
( Love you too. I'm fine, Elena.
Wait, how did everything go with David and Ezra after? How do you feel?


He knows that tone, the, Dean is about to fly off the handle but everyone in the room knows it's not worth it tone.
)

WHAT ARE THE ODDS. I'm gonna defreak Elena. Call later.

( The joke of course being, Elena is talking him down, but no reason to alert his brother to that. He sets his phone down and stands up from the couch, he's out of beer, anyway. )

I'm not looking to piss off a vampire whose old enough to be named Elijah.
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-21 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
But, I don't like Bonnie getting all chummy with La Femme Ni-Fuck-Us-Over.

( That is all she did. )

She was desperate once. Struck the same deal I did, 'cept I didn't beat it.
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-21 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I never - I don't want people dead. She had her own shitty childhood, but she also did what she needed to to the highest bidder. And, we were never the highest bidders.

( They were never bidders. )

She was bad news.
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-21 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're telling me to Tim Gunn Bela Talbot?

( Shut up. Project Runway is fucking hilarious. )
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[personal profile] cholesterol 2021-05-21 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Don't we have two right here? Gay. Domestic. Not Bela?

( WHY do they have to use Bela? )

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