because the lives of the wicked should be made brief

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[tuumest]

( "Bold, forcing a clinical trial on themself, but I assume they're in dire, dire straits," Kol says, unmoved and turning his attention to Not-Crash-Mickey. Right. Vita.

Julian, himself, and no longer in pain, feels a vengeance rise within him. It's a darkness he hasn't felt since meeting Crash, since his sister saved him. The dark pit in his soul, and around the corners of his heart has always been there inside him. But his sister balances it out. Crash balances it out. And both were put in danger. And one is missing. )

Tell us. Or, I will make you shift into the most grotesque thing I can think of and lock you in like that, forever.

[boomgoesthedynamite]

[Vita, unfortunately, is not one to be easily intimidated (18). "I'm not your problem, big boy. And threats don't really get you as far as you think."

Crash rubs their forehead with one hand, before pushing up and turning to face his sister.]

Have you already told him where I am?

[Vita gives a small shrug, or as much as she can shrug in her current predicament. "I mean, Dad's been wanting to hear from you. You don't call, you don't write. You just skitter around with your little underground rats and don't actually do anything for the family that raised you."]

Shit.

["Mmm-hmm. So your new squeeze can do whatever he wants to me. Dad's still gonna bring you home."]

[tuumest]

Where would they take my sister. I won't ask again.

( He does have another avenue, however, moving around the desk, leaving Kol to his perusal, standing square in front of Vida. Reading her. Pinpointing. And then, right before her eyes he shifts. They're his clothes, but now he's someone else, someone he's plucked from her mind, and from the back Kol doesn't recognize them, but maybe Crash does. Sorry, Crash if this brings you nightmares. A righteous (9) to pull someone out that might make a difference. )

[boomgoesthedynamite]

[Well, whoever it is, it definitely seems to get under Vita's skin (2). Her eyes widen and she starts to push backwards so that she gets away from them. "What the fuck, Crash?"

Crash turns to look, tipping their head to the side and raising an eyebrow. The face doesn't mean anything to them, but they are enjoying watching their sister squirm.]

I would answer him, Vita. Seems he means business.

[She grits her teeth before shaking her head. "Fine, fine! They got a warehouse on the other side of the river. The address is in my phone."]

[witchaffinity]

( "Not. Crash," Julian says, in the other form.

Kol, impressed, leans in to Crash, colorful commentary is sometimes a skill. In Kol's case. )

Did you know your boyfriend was able to do that?

( "Was that so hard?" he asks, shifting back in the blink of an eye. Julian, now looking like Julian, turns back. "What are we going to do with your sister?" )

[boomgoesthedynamite]

I did not.

[But they're not necessarily bothered by it.

The question regarding his sister is a lot more complicated though. There are no warm family feelings here, no complicated decisions to be made. They don't enjoy killing people, but Mikaelsons can be vengeful when it comes to their own, and Crash doesn't care enough to intervene if Kol decides he wants more of a pound of flesh than he will be getting.

Vita, also, is starting to realize that, and she starts to scramble again. "Crash, c'mon. I wouldn't have taken this job if I knew the Mikaelsons were involved. I was just selling information. I can go back and tell Dad that you're gone, and it'll be fine!"

They consider, before shrugging.]

Do whatever you need to do. I need to go deal with some stuff before we go get Kieran.

[And they will head out of the workroom to the bathroom where they have to do some ... truly gross stuff to get rid of the silver poisoning. It's not recommended you follow.]

[witchaffinity]

( Kol lets Crash go on their way, turning to Vita. )

Go on. Tell us more about dear old dad.

[boomgoesthedynamite]

[Vita shifts uncomfortably before sighing. "He's our dad. He takes care of us, taught us the craft. I never had the problems with him that Crash did but they don't get along. A few years back, Crash hooked up with the Underground and fell off the radar, and we haven't seen them since. Dad's been looking for them."]

[witchaffinity]

( Kol raises a hand. )

The craft? Are we dealing with more hybrids on our hands? Magical body doublers?

[boomgoesthedynamite]

[She rolls her eyes. "No, like ... the shapeshifter way of life. How to craft a persona or pretend to be another person so that you can gain information and sell it to the highest bidder. Or use them to do stuff you don't want to get caught doing. How to determine what information is valuable and what's bullshit."]

[tuumest]

So, conning them. Screwing them out of something. Lying to them and using someone familiar. Or using them to get at someone they know. Real low.

( Ugh. )

[boomgoesthedynamite]

[She shrugs. "Everyone's gotta live somehow. We're just behaving how we were designed."]

Still doesn't make it any less shitty.

[The voice that responds is deeper than Crash's usual personas, and comes from a bit higher. Tall and broad is the name of the game - if they're going to go bust some heads, they might as well have the muscle mass for it. They briefly considered stealing one of Vita's looks in order to play as her, but in the end, they decided that it wasn't worth the effort. They've never been good at imitation really.

Vita rolls her eyes. "Still don't understand why you were Dad's favorite."]

[tuumest]

How you were raised. Doesn't make it who you are.

( He leaves Vita sitting there, tied up, before turning back and joining his love's new body. He sizes him up. Nods. It's not the time to revel in the differences in the bedroom he can get from his person - but, yeah, it passes through his mind. )

Your call, if you think Vita will be of help. If you trust them.

[boomgoesthedynamite]

I don't.

[Trust? Any member of their family? No not really.]

She'll sell us out as soon as she gets a better offer.

[tuumest]

Then I guess she stays put until we decide what to do with her. When we get back.

( Kol has located where they're searching for on his phone.

"Found their secret rendezvous," he says, holding his phone up. "Do we need to leave someone back to mind Vita?"

[boomgoesthedynamite]

[Crash looks at the three of them, because of the person who would stay behind to mind her, it would be them. Which would mean they got all dressed up for nothing.

That said they would. They're not looking to take the place of the either of the two people who love Kieran most.]

I can. But the chains should hold her, and if they don't - I was going to head back to base after this regardless until I'm back off Dad's radar. She's already spilled the beans.

[tuumest]

( "But, darling, don't you want to go to the big dance?" Kol asks. "I'm not saying she needs to be minding. I'm asking. You should flex your new muscles. Couldn't Julian spell her inside while we have our fun?"

Julian smirks at that. )

Yeah, yeah I could. And anyone who came back to try and help her. I can tie it to the sun. We'd have all night.

[boomgoesthedynamite]

Then let's do that. And let's hit the road. We don't know how long Kieran's going to be able to stall.

[And she's probably very much waiting for her rescue.]

[tuumest]

( It's not his best work, he's in a hurry, and was in great pain earlier, but he's determined to get to rescuing, too. (6) With one word, he tries reinforcing his poor attempt: (11) and follows his person and his sister's person. Let's get to saving! )

[transientem]

[And off they go, following the address on Vita's phone back to the warehouse in question. Inside, Kieran is leaning over her notes as she tries to work through the last few kinks in the project.

Very slowly.

She knows it's just a matter of time before her people come for her, so she's just buying them as much time as she can. She is facing the windows that lead out onto the street, looking for familiar faces (17).]

[tuumest]

( Two familiar faces pull out of a car and one, probably unfamiliar one, but she can probably make the connection. Julien waves once, quickly. Mouths: "How many?" )

[transientem]

[Kieran glances over to make sure she isn't being watched, before flashing four fingers at the window, indicating that there are four witches to contend with.]

[tuumest]

Four heavies are inside. No entrances in the front, just that window. Fire escape's on the side, guessing there's a back entrance and - maybe roof access.

( He's running on some Underground training, but he always had handlers, so he's hoping Crash can assess better.

"Brute force is an oldie, but a goodie," Kol shares. )

[boomgoesthedynamite]

Do we have any idea if they own it? Or have a lease?

[He's going to guess maybe not, if Vita had no idea that Kieran was keeping vampire company as of late.]

Maybe it might be better if we figure out if you - [meaning Kol] - can brute force your way in.

[tuumest]

( "Careful, darling. Giving an Original carte blanche is very much like giving a mouse a cookie," he says, but, not at all hating the plan. )

Your references are all over the place.

( "Remind me, how old am I?" Julian shrugs. "Exactly. How much time do you need bought?" )