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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-05-27 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
["I'll let Connie go through it. She'll probably get a kick out of some of it."

As she's gathering the duds together, the smoke in the orb begins to swirl.

It's been a long time since Simon has been awake. It's been a long time since he's been handled by someone with enough want to summon him. The vampires had been unfocused enough that he could ignore them but here, the bitterness, the frustration, yes that's something enough to trigger the spell that holds him in place, and he appears, suddenly, touseled red hair, disheveled clothes - usually he has a bit more warning, to be a bit more presentable, but it's been so long.

Has it passed a century? Is October still alive? He can't seem to focus on either of those thoughts and instead focuses on the man in front of him.]


Good ... evening?

[His head tips up to try and get a sense of the time.]

How may I be of assistance?
pirateing: (n] just making a call)

[personal profile] pirateing 2026-05-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
( Xander is not paying attention to the orb, the smoke, the swirl, or anything. It might as well be a tennis ball in his gloved hand. )

When it comes to Connie, how serious should I be taking her flirta - ( The orb drops into his palm as Xander startles and whips his closed fist around as he turns. ) aaah!

( He takes a whole step back, into Lucia. Orb still in hand, he gestures forward, making his point. )

Do not startle a slayer and - and me. Who are you and what kind of assistance are you offering?
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-05-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucia was about to tell him to take it not at all seriously unless he wants to find himself set up on a date with her granddaughter, which, her granddaughter is very hot but she and Xander would not get along, but then he starts talking to someone and she whirls around to see ... nothing.

"Who are you talking to?"

A brief ah look crosses Simon's face and he holds up a finger.]


Something of note: as you are the one holding the orb, you are the only one who can see me. As for assistance, that is entirely up to you. Mostly illusions, sometimes simply as a source of information. It depends on the need of the owner of the orb.
pirateing: (u] i try my best at life)

[personal profile] pirateing 2026-05-27 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
What do you --

( He looks back at her, but the man's voice tells him he's holding the orb. And not just holding, but he's the owner. He looks back. )

Hey. Orb-guy. I didn't sign a contract or buy this orb. I tossed it around. And I'm wearing gloves! ( He holds up the gloves hand not holding the orb. He turns back to Lucia. ) I think someone is in the orb and only I can see them. Says I own him, now, like a horse. Or, like I own a whole person I never asked for.
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-05-27 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's a misnomer, actually, there are many magical artifacts that work through material. It's more about ... let's call it sympathy magic. There's something about you that is drawn to the orb for whatever reason. Also, possession is nine tenths and all that, so holding it counts as ownership.

[Lucia processes Xander's part of the explanation, before moving to take a closer look at the orb. "Should we let him out?"

Simon responds before Xander can ask.]


As much as I would love that suggestion, I wouldn't get your hopes too high on that front.
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-05-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
But, that's - possession - law, guy.

( He looks back and forth. )

He says it's not that easy, because why would it ever be easy. ( He looks down at the orb in his hand. ) So, who exactly is the sympathetic character here? You? Me? The last five minutes I'll never get back?

( He wonders if he could just... set the orb back down. He looks back to Lucia. )

Ever hear of sympathetic magic?
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-05-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
["Sympathy magic is about ... emotion. Something in you resonates with whatever the orb was designed for."

Simon nods.]


That's not a bad explanation of it, actually.

[He then takes a moment to look around where he's currently being handled.]

Where am I, exactly?
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-05-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Las Vegas.

( He sighs. )

He wants to know where we are. ( A sigh. ) So, let me get this straight. The orb sympathizes with me. Always would've. And now you and I have this great big connection and you want to assist me in -- what?
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-05-28 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
How fun.

[And not as far from home as he thought. A win all around. Maybe he could convince this annoyed man to take him to San Francisco, or at least call October to come pick him up.]

Always, perhaps not. I was cursed to be an instrument of vengeance and that usually comes under very specific circumstances.

[He glances around.]

I take it we must be far from the strip. This doesn't feel very ... glitzy.
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-05-30 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we're nowhere near the strip if you're thinking about doing any card counting.

( Though... now he has an invisible friend. So, as he rubs his jaw, the very bad idea of cheating and making something off this arrangement does pass through his mind. This is now the third time he's run afoul of something magic, he might as well work it into his favor. )

We're in a crypt. Was a vampire nest. Now, it's just Hoarders: undead edition. And, I guess you. This is Lucia, she's a slayer. And can we get back to the vengeance part?
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-05-31 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-hah. That makes more sense. Orb doesn't work for anyone without a soul.

[So naturally the vampires couldn't make use of him. That's lucky. He doesn't think that it was the Winterrose's intent, not to have him be made use of by terrible people, but magic does what magic does and he is grateful for it.]

Of course, where are my manners? Please convey my pleasure at making her acquaintance. My name is Simon Torquill.

[And this would be the part where you introduce yourself, Xander.]
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-05-31 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a soul.

( He's not an Angelus or a Spike! Or a vampire! He has a soul, he has just made some selfish decisions and said some selfish things. But, he cares. He's human. )

He's -- says it's a pleasure to meet you. ( Is he going to be a translator now? But then he realizes, oh, it's his turn. Because, manners with invisible men. )

Xander - is me. Alexander. Harris.

( Let's not speak of middle names (Lavelle.) )
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
A pleasure as well, then, Xander.

[And he nods as he continues.]

And yes, you do. Which is why we're speaking now. Otherwise, I would just be another rock and you would have tossed me away for someone else to find me.
pirateing: (n] anything i can do to help)

[personal profile] pirateing 2026-06-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, lookit that, first thing you've gotten right in all this.

( He's soulful. )

Not looking to get any vengeance over on anyone. I actually have vengeance experience with an ex. Wasn't my schtick.
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-01 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it seems we will be stuck with each other for quite some time, then. Until you make use of me, it will be difficult to sever the connection.

[As the only other means is breaking the spell on the orb and as he already said that is incredibly difficult. His two very powerful spellbreaker children have been trying for quite some time and the only option seems to be bargaining with the Ludiaeg.

And he won't let anyone do that. Not for his sorry soul.]
pirateing: (n] trying to explain here)

[personal profile] pirateing 2026-06-02 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Make use of you?

(Like get one over on something else? He brings his hands up, not really knowing what breath he should waste here. )

Look, Simon, is it? I should be doing my job. It may not be the flashy, exciting, dangerous job I used to have, but these are still cataloguable. So, let me just put all of this on hold.

( His hands go up and down to indicate Simon's body. )

Lucia, I believe you also have gloves. We've got some relics to relic.

( If Simon continues to hover nearby, Xander just goes about his business. It's not that he's trying to ignore him, except, he is trying to ignore him. They go about their business and eventually, the narrative assumes Simon isn't a part of it. Though, if he remains, he'll find Xander to be professional, good at assessing, measuring, a former strike leader, former construction foremen, former friend.

Later that night, orb tucked away in his bag, he attempts to send Willow a question about vengeance people. He gets the READ ✔️ notification immediately, but no bubbles, no response.

With a sigh, he goes to wash off vampire crypt off his body and changes into something light, but comfortable. He works on the window that always sticks, but tonight, it budges and pushes open. A warm wind pushes through the window.

He has a brief thought, now dressed, wondering if Simon's presence is ... all around. Because he's like, locked in to this vengeance contract. But he doesn't see him anywhere right now. So, he probably didn't see him change. Or the unread text message from his friend. Or, the leftover Chinese still half eaten by the bed.

He leads quite the life doesn't he.
)
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[As Xander's attention does shift more to the matter at hand, Simon does get sent back to the orb. It's a tenuous connection, not wanting to push too hard, and blessedly for Simon, the ability to afford his various masters their privacy.

Not that some haven't tried to make use of the rapt attention of a handsome man. Oleander was ... well, that mostly seemed to be a carryover from when Simon was corporeal. But she's dead now. Best not to think about it too hard. Regardless, when Xander's thoughts do turn back to Simon again, he makes an appearance at a respectable distance away, as though to not crowd him in.]


Forgive the intrusion, but my proverbial ears were burning.
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-06-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
( He sees him in the corner of his eye this time, so he doesn't startle. )

Isn't that an out-loud thing?

( Because he hadn't been talking. )
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm invisible to everyone but you, so I think everything is a bit ... flexible?

[It's hard to really say. He's still working through how a lot of this works.]

I think the intention was so that I could be summoned to fulfill a task but magic will as magic wont.
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-06-02 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
And he's with the tasks again. Trust me, I bear no ill vengeance on anyone. Can anyone still want vengeance after a hot shower?

( Get over this whole task thing. Also, great. He's magical now. Accidentally. )
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised.

[He pauses because where does he begin in explaining this. How a lot of time of the last few decades has been spent wishing for things to be over.]

And forgive me for having a singular focus, but for the past few ... decades at least, I have had little agency in my actions beyond the tasks I'm given or being put to sleep and waking up with a whole new master to manage. Very few of them cared to have an actual conversation.
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-06-02 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, Orb-guy, very little surprises me.

( He lets the pause go, because it looks like he's revving up for something. Well, not that action-y. )

To be fair, I'm not asking for anything. I manage myself just fine. I've managed myself since I was in high school.

( But, his tone could give away that managing himself hasn't gotten him everywhere and has had him drop into a few pitfalls. And then his latest. )

So... you don't have a choice in all this?
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-02 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thus is the nature of a curse.

[You don't really get much of a choice in the matter.]

It's not that terrible. I spend most of my time sleeping, unless I've been found. But there are certainly other things I would rather be doing.
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[personal profile] pirateing 2026-06-02 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Than sleeping or instilling vengeance.

( Obviously. )

Or, talking to a one-eyed guy.
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[personal profile] mulledcider 2026-06-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
The last one isn't as much of an ordeal as the first two.

[He offers him a small smile.]

But at the same time, I was quite the extrovert once, and it isn't fair for you to bear the full weight of my need to socialize.

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